Saturday, June 11, 2011

More Silliness

It's a much nicer, more compassionate world in which we live today.

One remembers a time when if you did this:

"The plaintiff sustained injury at the premises..."
...you'd be wracked with shame at the fact that it happened:
"...whilst she was urinating from the veranda..."
...and have to take personal responsibility for your injuries.

Today, of course, you are not bound by these archaic societal chains and can feel free to blame others with claims that the verandah from which you were urinating and the fence onto which you fell were unsafe.

-- Nick

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