The Hypocrisy Of Nine

At the top of the show, The Nine Network's A Current Affair takes (rival Network 10's) Australian Idol judge Kyle Sandilands to task for, among other childishly inconsequential things, telling a contestant to hide her 'jelly belly' and even runs a survey on whether he should be sacked.

At the 'bottom' of the show, pumping out the kind of fashion/consumer affairs pap it's better qualified for, ACA tells us:

Everything you need to know about jeans...

and host Tracy Grimshaw and her producers don't see the hypocrisy in the promoting the words of Nova radio host Biana Dye, who is:

... a jean junkie and her main rule when it comes to buying jeans is avoid the muffin top.

"There is nothing worse than seeing the muffin overhang, I don't care how old you are. And that is when the jeans is so tight around the waist that you have a bit of fat that hangs, like a balcony shall we say, over the jeans. If you've got the muffin overhang either wear a really long t-shirt or don't wear them," Bianca says.

In other words, lose the jelly belly.

Hypocritical mongs...

-- Nick