Wednesday, July 26, 2006

News Flash - Pseudo Drug Company Takes Media Mugs

Get sex into a survey and you can take the media like the town bike - as the makers of FemiX suggest around 75% pf Australian women are:

The survey, conducted by the company which makes female libido enhancement Femi-X, found three out of four women would not be offended if they received a booty call from a good-looking friend.
We've been involved in a bit of marketing ourselves and know it's good work to get your name and product in the papers for free.

But it never ceases to amaze us how easy it is for condom makers and 'sex enhancing' druggists to hawk their specious surveys every year and be given juvenilely drooling coverage while attempts to flog actual news to the media falls on deaf ears.

It seems masturbation doesn't just make you go blind.

Anyhow, with regard to the latest 'survey':

...of more than 650 women of all ages, 53 per cent admitted to having a mate for regular but non-committed sex during their lifetime.
Sexologist Stacey Demarco said this type of relationship offered women a safer sexual environment than a classic one night stand.
We contend, however, that a much safer, not to mention infinitely more satisfying sexual environment is marriage.

Without going into details - hi, Nora's mum! - we have a great time.

And all you (a) blinkered lefties who think conservatives only do it in the missionary position with the lights out and (b) sour ex-marrieds and bitter singles who haven't the slightest idea how to forge a good lasting relationship can go get, well, a booty call.

-- Nick and Nora

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