Saturday, December 16, 2006

Crime Rate Plunges

With a serial killer on the loose and five 'working girls' found dead in 10 days in the English town of Ipswich:

Police and local drug workers are paying prostitutes to stay off the streets with money being provided by an unidentified charity.
Coming soon, cops buy car thieves new Mazdas to head off auto theft and retailers give stuff away to prevent shoplifting.

-- Nick

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