Mass Communications

Forgive us readers, for we have sinned. It has been almost one week since our last update.

In the virtual confessional this week are Irish Catholic priests:

Irish communications regulator ComReg has spoken to three churches in central Ireland to warn them that their unlicensed transmission of daily and Sunday services might be creating problems for airliners as they flew overhead.

"I knew it was sort of a gray area but I didn't know we were breaking the law," Father Brendan Quinlan, a Dublin parish priest, told the Irish Independent.

In the virtual sin bin is the ABC:

ANNE Sargeant, Australia's most experienced netball commentator, has been sacked by the ABC because she claims it believes she is too old for television.

And here is today's cocktail A Phone Call To God.

But don't have too many and land in hospital, because around the country it seems that possessing written communication from the Almighty is banned.

Phone Call To God
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Brandy
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Apple Schnapps
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 splash(es) Club Soda and Lime Juice
Serve in a tall glass

-- Nora