The Hokey Pokey

You put your left foot in:

Lesbian bigamist who lied about marriage avoids jail

You put your left foot out:

Suzanne Mitchell, 30, a mother of five, admitted that she had lied about being single when she signed a civil partnership with Caroline Beddows, 24. She was given an eight-month suspended prison sentence for breaching the Civil Partnership Act 2004, which allows same-sex couples to “marry”.

You put your left foot in:

...(she) entered into a civil partnership with her girlfriend while still being married to her husband...

And you shake it all about:

Mitchell, from Shrewsbury, who is 12 weeks pregnant and has rekindled her relationship with her husband, Charles, was ordered to complete 100 hours’ community service.

Is that what it's all about?

-- Nora