Saturday, June 23, 2007

Number 69, Your Meal's Ready...

A Geelong strip bar has outraged family groups by awarding a brothel voucher to the winner of its Saturday night poker tournament.

Kudos to both the hotel and the Australian Family Association - when a hotel's handing out daft prizes and conservative groups are jumping up and down in response, then all is right with the world.

Alley Cat Hotel owner Fred Scharkosi says 'some venues offer a drink card or a chicken parma' but his pub's prize - a half-hour session at the local bordello - has made it the busiest Texas hold 'em poker house in Geelong.

No wonder - a chicken parmigiana is worth six bucks tops, but a roll with a chick has to be worth ten times that.


-- Nick

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