Gotta Have Faith(fulness)

GEORGE Michael is too scared to take an HIV test a new doco reveals.

The Fast Love singer hasn't been tested for the virus for at least three years because he fears the results could come back positive.

Stephen Fry - HIV and Me producer, Ross Wilson, said: "George says he does not believe in tests. He says he finds the wait for results too harrowing and that he hasn't had a test since at least 2004 due to his fears it might be positive."

But, but how can that be?

George is supposed to have 'married' long-time beau Kenny Goss last year.

You know marriage:

I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad,
in sickness and in health. I will love you
and honor you all the days of my life.

Perhaps monogamy means something else to George and friends.

-- Nora