There's A Comedy Sketch In Here Somewhere

A Muslim in the north of England was prevented from getting on a bus because she would not lift her veil so the driver could check she was the person on the student bus pass:

The 22-year-old woman, who does not want to be identified, said yesterday that other passengers laughed when the driver refused to let her board.

She has magnanimously offered:

...to help the driver's employers... draw up guidelines for staff.

but transport company First Manchester says:

"We have investigated this incident thoroughly but found no complaint on our system."

One suggests they've already got it right.

-- Nick