Monday, June 08, 2009

Wax On, Wax Off

To hide the embarrassing facts about Kung Fu David Carradine's undignified death, the family, rather than attempting the usual schtick of positing suicide as a possibility, has instead turned to the fantastic:

KUNG-FU cult hero David Carradine may have been killed by a secret society of martial arts assassins, his family's lawyer claims.

The New York Post reports Mark Geragos suggested Carradine may have been attempting to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld at the time of his death.
It seems like the late David Carradine isn't who engages in masturbatory fantasies.

-- Nora

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