Friday, September 23, 2005

Wanted: A Good Woman

Attention single ladies aged between 25-38 and live in (or who are willing to move to) Queensland, Australia:

Have you ever wondered where all the good men have gone? You know the type:
Tall
Handsome
Gainfully employed in a stable job
Home owner
Charming
A great dancer
Intelligent
And Straight

Well, you'll find him here. Jai is naturally upset at the story on the silly little 'current affairs' show Today Tonight which proclaimed that there is a 'man drought'.

Although Jai is listed on our blogroll as one of Nick's shadowy acquaintances, we can certainly vouch to his qualities as listed above.

The photograph on his blog, however doesn't do him justice.

Ladies, if you are interested in knowing more about this absolute catch, leave a message here and we'll arrange for particulars to be exchanged.

Ah L'Amour, L'Amour, Toujour L'Amour

In the meantime, at Nick and Nora's home for the lovelorn, mingle with the crowd and enjoy our complementary cocktail:

Love Potion

Ingredients:
--1 shot Peach Schnapps
--1 shot Rum
--1 shot Vodka
--1 shot Blue Curacao
--1 splash Lime Juice
--1 splash Cranberry Juice

Directions: Mix the ingredients in the glassware of your choice, swig it down and be schmoove!


-- Nora

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