Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Allah's Greatest Hits

This little news item caught my eye today:

THE leader of the nation's first Muslim political party says all Australians should be living under Islamic law dictated by the Koran.


Isn't that nice? Who are these people again?

Ah yes, The Best Party of Allah in Australia.

Just listen to what president Kurt Kennedy has to say:

"Just as you see there is sufficient Greeks electing Greek MPs (eg Sophie Panopoulos, Peter Georgiou) and Chinese electing Chinese MPs (eg Penny Wong), you will not have any difficulty imagining one day, the BEST PARTY will control the majority in Parliament House", Mr. Kennedy forecasts.


Something to look forward to I'm sure.

The Best Party of Allah - reminds me of a bad Baby Boomer compilation album...

Coming soon - The Best of Allah Party hits.

Let’s party like its 699

Get your CD today of all your favourite party mixes of such classics as:

Boom Boom - John Lee Hooker
Whole Lotta Stoning Going On - Little Richard
Exodus - Eddie Harris
He Will Break Your Legs - Jerry Butler


But that’s not all, buy now and you’ll also receive a bonus CD with these faves:

Evil Woman - ELO
Two Out Of Three (Wives) Ain’t Bad - Meatloaf
Black Burqa Betty - Ram Jam.


Don’t delay, buy today!

Any other songs you'd like to see in this unlimited set? Leave a comment and let me know.

-- Nora

UPDATE
Now this Best Party of Allah is really swinging! Thank you to Leigh, who has come up with a second CD set. What a playlist!

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